The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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