I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Randomize
