Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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