made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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