He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Randomize
