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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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