I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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