So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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