I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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