Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
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