You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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