going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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