I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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