But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Farmville is her only friend.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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