Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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