Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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