you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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