Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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