Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
It's never too late to be topless.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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