forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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