You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
how drunk are you?
Several
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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