How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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