i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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