Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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