okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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