gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
