S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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