I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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