oh fat girl friday strikes again...
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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