So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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