i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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