why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
they call him Oral-B. enough said
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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