the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Pants are for mortals
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