How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Holy shit dude........stairs
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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