Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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