He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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