More tranny stories later!
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
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