it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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