They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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