Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
