i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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