Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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