i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I fill condoms, not promises.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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