Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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