What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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