I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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