was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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