Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
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