Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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