I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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