Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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