Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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