do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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