Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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