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(630): View more from Illinois

i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate

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(407): View more from Florida

He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.

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(757): View more from Virginia

Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.

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(309): View more from Illinois

Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door

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(217): View more from Illinois

Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot

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(614): View more from Ohio

Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?

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(714): View more from California

Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick

(1-714): View more from California

He's old enough to be your father!

(714): View more from California

REALLY. BIG. DICK.

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