I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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